humor

You don't have to be a Pyr owner to appreciate these!!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo,"
answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!!"

A man was taking his twin grandsons for a walk around Fort Langley, B.C., with their dog, a Great
Pyrenees. When they got to the ferry that crosses the Fraser River, they walked on, planning a round trip. On their return, the ferry was in mid-river when an attendant - displaying her shapely legs to great advantage in short shorts - came over and asked about the dog, its age and breed. "Great Pyrenees," the man replied. "Oh, thank you," she blushed.